O+ : halkat!
O-> : aha! you are in the mood
O+ : the puss which oozes out of the fungus on stale bread!!
O-> : right. precisely
O+ : the doggy poo which stinks... the fly with AIDS... the mosquito who is infertile
O-> : okkk. baby... feelin better :)
O+ : a lil
O-> : good... u can say more... like a rotten anal wart from a dead pig's colon!
O+ : yuck!!! bleh! gives me goose bumps
O-> : ok ok. then smthng less disgusting.. like... a fly without wings?
O+ : ok
O-> : ...and a crawling cockroach with no antennae?
O+ : yuck... like a swatted cockroach with broken legs and diahrohhea! ...like the poo of a honey bee when its got dysentry
O-> : lol. that sure was a good one
O+ : he is the rotten stink of a dead rat. puke!
O-> : come on now. u cant puke on this. u said it urself! :)
O+ : so what? the thought makes me puke..
O-> : lol. ok baby. we are tryin to get some peace into ur system here.. so cool
O+ : he is the dehydrated semen of a nymphomaniac
O-> : Awwwsssoommemeeeeee. THAT was the BEST! ...seriously.
he is the sperm flushed away after masturbation in a pakistani refugee camp...
O+ : dont have fun at my expense
O-> : ahem! that WAS a good one
O+ : I dont really hate pakistanis that much
O-> : oh. ok
O+ : not ALL of them are bad you know
O-> : then .. well ... we can make it... a donkey's sperm flushed away after masturbation?
O+ : lol!! yeah... and ...he is the rash inside the butt crack of a farting hedgehog
O-> : HAHAHAHHA... how coool. u are really getting a good hang of this
O+ : ya rrrright!!!!
O-> : :) really baby...u are doing very well. u excel at everything u do
O+ : yuck!... I just got s disgusting thought
O-> : tell me tell me :)
O+ : he is the herpes inside the vagina of a menstruating woman
O-> : HAWWWWW... yuckkk. really yuckkk. but then, i think this is when u hit the peak. venting out is good
O+ : he is the condom on a dildo without batteries
O-> : he is the lube used when making animal porn
O+ : he is the bacteria in the tooth cavity of a stinking mouth
O-> : ... the bell shape curve requiremnt is being fulfilled... ur behaviour in the last half an hour has been certified as totally natural
O+ : he is horrid and mean and selfish and a virgin and I will hex him so that he remains a virgin for the rest of his life. His heart will want all the action but his body wont RISE to any occasion and he will get the job as a bartender at a strip bar with boobilicious women!
O-> : okkkk then!!... u ARE defying nature
O+ : how come?
O-> : u picked up tempo after going down on the bell curve!!
O+ : huh?
O-> : u ARE, my girl, supernatural
O+ : yeah yeah yeah!